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Re: High Ranking City Official

I am NOT a City official, and I call mine a plastic squeeze coin HOLDER, not a purse!

Re: High Ranking City Official

My neighbor just saw him! He was haggling over some items at the Hardware Store. He was trying to buy some coarse twine and a cobblers mallet and wanted the merchant to knock off a dollar from each due to a moldy smell. She didn't notice any foot shuffling or odd gesturing but just wanted to let everyone know.

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Re: High Ranking City Official

Board of Aldermen 95%
Appropriations Committee 93%
Health, Education & Welfare Committee 87%
Public Works Committee 75%
Finance Committee Nonvoting Member 100%
Legal & Legislative Committee Nonvoting Member 100%
Protection and License Committee 93%
Public Service Committee Nonvoting Member 100%

Wait - perfect attendance only for committees where you are a non-voting member?

Re: High Ranking City Official

He's got GIC insurance. Isn't he on his taxpayer funded meds?

Re: High Ranking City Official

Another sighting! About 1 hour ago in CVS on Main Street. He was doing the foot shuffling thing but the carpet seemed to hamper his efforts. He was gesturing wildly in the Oral Care aisle and he was approaching people questioning them about the effectiveness of a specific chancre medication. He kept massaging his gums with a stubby finger and moaning. My friend who saw this said it made her gag just to watch him. He then began asking for cups of salted warm water. Very odd, especially this time of year and for an official of such high rank.

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Re: High Ranking City Official

That's disturbing, but it could have been worse. He could have been looking for Preparation H.

Re: High Ranking City Official

Now that you brought it up, how is the effectiveness of Prep H?

Re: High Ranking City Official

The Itch
Now that you brought it up, how is the effectiveness of Prep H?


Don't know - but you can ask the ass** at city hall - they should know!