It is with pleasure that I announce that there will be funding provided by the SC to fund the design and production of a Jaime McAllister-Grande bobblehead. Since this member spends so much time and expends so much effort nodding in response to any comment made by the superintendent or the chairperson, this series will require the use of a more robustly designed spring to prevent premature failure of the bobbing mechanism.
This bobble head will be ordered at the same time as the voodoo dolls used by the chair & the superintendent to inflict pain upon Mr. Mroz & his pesky facts because despite their repeated attempts to silence him, he keeps coming back!
All items shall be delivered with the standard Kook Aid order.