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Re: The Wild Wild Wild West

Downstreet Sah!

The State of Our Affairs...... What Ah Mess!

When, sometime last month, you mentioned of me as "being in the belly of the beast", you had no idea that my survivability skills was being daily challenged by those unchained lunatics (rightfully referred to as deplorables). I used the word unchained only after realizing that we have, what seems to be a contaminated gene on the loose which may have arrived on the Mayflower when it landed on Plymouth Rock back in 1620. It seems to have undergone a chromosomial mutation with time, laying dormant while the contents of its mitochondria was being protected by the First Ammendment, then by the NRA. The end result now, is the mass weaponization of the populace without any regard for us, John Public. This carefully breeded group has now given us "159 deaths due to mass assignation alone; 26 of which were church members as they kneel in prayers; 26 little children as they sat in class; 49 in a night club and most recently, 58 as they attended a country music festival". Within their ranks are also the severely mentally challanged who rights to gun ownership they believe ought to be protected and they are poised to eliminate anyone who tries to separate them from their guns.

So in the belly of that beast, I tried to lay comfortable in a secured position hiding behind its Pancreas, while observing the deplorables; inebriated from drinking its bru of Hydrochloric Acid and Kyme while transforming themselves into little piles. They believe that they are blessed with the intestinal fortitude of a safe journey through the pathway of his Ascending, Transverse  and Descending Colon not realizing the inevitability of their francophonic designation as "Boue Molle" (Soft Mud) in its ....end.

In my neck of the woods, their intimidation against good, God-fearing citizens like myself are emblematic, first by the tattooed  Pick-up truck with the US flag (sometimes sported jointly with the Confederate one) then by some pale looking fello with tattoo all over his body, attempting to speak English..... the nasal version, that is. But up here, there are no shortage of gun-tooting individuals who take out their vengeance on those poor Deers, Wild Turkeys and the occasional Bear. My good broughtupsie in the French quarters has immunized me from their fright because I learned that despite being armed with their guns, they possess an inner phobia for the Cutlass.

So my friend, this is the new normal, a domestic cult, rival only by the one in North Korea but with a different purpose. One similarity they both have is that they are drinking from the same cup, may it be "kim jung juice or punch au trump".

Monsieur Louison from the French Quarters