Vincent (with an N) Regan's Very Ugly Message Board

Welcome and feel free to post as you will. Please note that snarky posts are welcome, and the opinionated are embraced. Go on and post what you may, rant about any actor or topic you choose. Loved something? Hated it? Post it. Hell it is our space not theirs and I abhor sites which breed sycophants. This isn't a church and no one gets venerated. Not even sweet Vincent.

No one shits roses.

(Except maybe Monica Bellucci and let me be the first person to offer to check that for you).

Rules: Flaming the living fuck out of each other will not be tolerated. Neither will anything reeking of racism, bigotry or homophobia. This is a diversity loving site. Namaste.

Questions? Comments? Complaints?  I tend to call it like I see it. If I offend and feel an apology is warranted I will issue one to the person I offended. For instance, if I hurt your feelings I will apologize, but I am not going to offer an apology for saying that I think Orlando Bloom SUCKED in Troy. Not unless he calls me and informs me that my little remark has screwed his sleep cycle. Got it? So please, save your fangirling for a place that gives a shit. I simply don't own the patience.

If you post something which will harm another person or could get me sued, I will warn and ask you to remove it. If you want to sue me, get in line behind all of the student loan people... it is a very very long line though.

Peace. Enjoy.

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Plea for assistance from your spastic website owner!

Hola mi queridos. I recently upgraded us to a paid account, no more ads (yipppeee) plus I now have something like a gazillion a-bite of...something, and more bandwidth (whatever the hell that is anyway). Blah blah whatever and now I have the domain "" which I *think* is where this site should be.

Guess what? IT DOESN'T JUST MOVE ON ITS OWN. No s_hit. I have to MOVE IT MYSELF. Suuuure, pay bravenet some cash and now it gets complicated. Crap.


So what now? I mean besides the obvious get drunk and pack more boxes? Heheh. S_hit. Long day over here in box hell. Had to say farewell to too many people I love today. I've been tossing Baileys and frozen bananas in the blender all night. Who needs a mixer when you have fruity

HELP. Someone out there PLEASE HELP. I know that one of you brilliant ladies can email me a FREAKIN CLUE. Please make it very very simple too. Pretend I live at the very bottom of the bell curve in the negative direction. Mkay?

Listen, this domain thing comes with I think 5 email accounts (or something). Anyone who helps me can have their own happy email with Wouldn't that be cool? Geeky, yes. But cool anyway. I know that I want one. If I can ever figure out how to SET IT UP.

*falls over*
*gets up to find a light*

*begs some more*

Re: Plea for assistance from your spastic website owner!

And yes I KNOW I am replying to myself. I just wanted to say that I blame the fact that I am basically **** faced on CONNIE. That's right folks. Before she came along with her little Bailey's sweet tooth I was a Jack Daniels, Scotch or Merlot type of cocktail hour person. Beverages that you SIP. Beverages that you NEVER toss in a blender with a fruit. Beverages that you don't ACCIDENTALLY end up trashed on.

No one ever turns around and says "Oh wow I just had 4 huge milkshakes of banana Jack." It just doesn't HAPPEN.

Yup. Connie's fault. I would stick her pic on my voo doo doll, but I've ALREADY PACKED IT.

*goes off in search of snack*

Re: Re: Plea for assistance from your spastic website owner!

Do I hear my name being taken in vain? I did NOT force you to drink a whole bottle of Baileys, nor did I send you one! Whatever gave you the idea of whirling Bailey's in a blender with bananas? That's almost sacrilege. All must bow down to the sacred bottle and worship at it's lovely carmel er feet. So THERE! And I don't even have a bottle in the house at the moment.....oh NaT....can I come have some of your stuff? Please????

Re: Plea for assistance from your spastic website owner!

Yuhuh can have some. But only if you lay in my bed and talk dirty to me.


and I have VIDEO.


Re: Re: Plea for assistance from your spastic website owner!

THat was YOUR bed? Oh MY! If you think that's talking "dirty", well, all I can say is that you don't know what dirty is. I know several people that are much more well versed than I am!

Re: Plea for assistance from your spastic website owner!

Ohhhh water very good. Aspirin VERY BAD.

Water and a BAGEL. Preemptive hangover cure.