I wanted to post a few weeks ago when I saw this but elections and all. Since the world seems to be in turmoil lets start asking questions. Why does Melrose hire felony's as crossing guards? I saw that Melrose has a few at street corners. Guess it's a political favor to PB or who ever does Cori checking just dropped the ball. This could be a very dangerous situation if not addressed. Maybe they should just hire the Jacques guy too.

The possessive case of felony does not make sense in the above sentence.

"Anything goes" apparently includes sentences that make no sense whatsoever!

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Despite the darkness,
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Thank you, but that’s “Jr.”. I believe that the original Prof. Correctipants has retired! 😕