Why does this always happen in the middle of an important discussion?

Watty checks out. Age appropriate. Sense of humor. I seem to remember a Yankee Candle gift certificate the last time I chaired a position on this board. By the way. I didn't win anything playing the Shaw's Monopoly game.

You weren't trying out a new secret name were you Patty? Our Ciphering Committee thinks they may have come up with something on that Watty character.