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Sharing a laugh

This was e-mailed to me from an old college friend. Thought I'd share the joke with the readers.

>>Shortly after a flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from Glasgow to New York ..

The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So, sit back, relax, and.........OH... MY GOD!"

Silence followed........................................

Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you.

While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"

From the back of the plane, a Scottish passenger yelled.......
"For the luvva Jaysus......you should see the back of mine!"